wooh .. i feeel so low today ... i dont feel like studyn . I took a day off from the schoool . I wasted the whole day in front fo mah laptop tryin to read a book on distributed computing but it was of no use ...i just wandered from sites to sites , looking for nothing . And the best part was i after 10 min was given mah self an ulitmatum .. tat .. bastard u`ll start studyn in 10 min ... m givin you 10 min to pack up and then u gonna get back to your books . but it s 630 now and i am fellin hungry .. `ill eat and then after 10 min i`ll start studyn.

wow wow wow ... I got a fuckin call .. who says the US economy is ailing ... By the way which wine would you prefer sweetheart .. how` bout pointe noire .. yeah .... lemme treat you ..


how exicited was I .. My first final calll for a job ... wen everyone else is struggling to get even a call for internship ...i made it to a job .... I cracked it it the very first attempt .. jeeeesss ... i rock.... Juss one more step to bloomberg ... YOOOO victory ... first job with Bloomberg .. yeah .. baby ... sounds so good. ..

had an assignment due the next day .. fuck it I dont give it a shit man ... dont wanna submit .

i was in my own world ... the day arrived ... suite up dude .. lookin cool ... dress to killl ... diint kno i gonna die ...


At 2 was at the lounge .. i was lookin soo ssoo confident as if i was the interviewer not the interviewee ....

" Rachit ... pls come in ..."
"oh ..hi ... how are u .. miss .... i mean Cindy .... " and inside I was ... gal dont fall for me ...m a born cassanovvaa ...now i can see how stupid it must have been ...

any went in ... grabbed the chair and I made a handshake move ... askin how u doin.....
with a sly smile and a firm shake ... as if I was signaling that guy ...dude get ready to get bamboozeeled by my esoteric answers ...


Hmmmm..... your resume sounds pretty impressive .eeh ..mm Racheet ....

did I pronouce it right ...


with a air of superiority , a haughty smile , dead man`s expression and acquiescing gesture (shaking head ) i said " ehh...dontya worry it`s fine .. btw it raCHIT and ya thank u "


hmmm.... ur credentials look impressive ... SO u kno a lot about networking it seems ....
temme smoethn about socks ...

oh .. SOCKS is an Internet protocol designed to allow clients to communicate with proxy servers or VPN servers through network firewalls.


good ... have u heard about dot11 arp-cache..

a wad ....

I mean DOT 11ARP_CACHE

ehhh... address resolution cache ...


ha ha ha it seems u are good with networking . .


can u Prove tat for a CIOQ switch a speed up of 2 is enough for 100 throughput ...

ehh h... well i kno I how a CIOQ works and also have ...


OOK ... so u have got a good experience with BGP it seems ..
so have u ever worked with it ....

ehh...no but ... I ha..

OOKKK ... so u kno snort tooo ...


yea a li

hmm.. can u tell me about abd and and and and ... and also ...
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he went on aand on and on ..... after 15 min of this mind boggling sessin ..i looked at my watch
thinkin muss be an hour or so ... but it wrer juss 15 min ... JEESUUUSS

i was perspiring , stammering , fretting , forgettin and a lotta other things ... i was not even able to hear him in one go ... My Adam`s apple was jumpin so fukin frequently ... tat it seemd like a bouncing ball ...
A torture ... and it got worse wid time ....

but I bounced back ...

after like 30 mins of inslut ... i got used to it ... i was smiling like a sage and laughin on every questioin asked and this made him nervous .. he must hav thought i was on the verge of goin crazy .... ha ha ah ... he stopped the shower of his trident , that were like hittin me inthe heels me being achilles ... lol .... , and now he came down to some stuupid qustions ... HR kindda .. so racheeet ... seems u are good on field too ...

"No ... I am actually good at no sport .. "

OOk ...so u like to read ...

a big smile ... I hate book ...

oo..I dont like them either ..

so wad are your long term plans ...

i wanna be a philosopher ...

A big smile on his face ... you kno wad ... we think alike ...


so any quesions ...

no ... thnk u ... goood day ...


wid a wry smile i left like a winner .. who lost everything ... but gainded alll ....


REsults :


Soory to inform u tat u donot fit into our requirement ....

luck for your future ....


shatterd all my dreams ... and I was bak to normalll ....

time to sleep ... i guess ... havnt slept for like 40 hours ...

goin for a interview ... LUCKKKK